:: Dain's blog of eternal stench. ::

:: Saturday, August 17, 2002 ::

I stoled this from Saree :D

Three things that make you laugh:
1) Ironic Deaths
2) Old Godzilla movies.
3) Paul :D

Three things you love:
1) Music
2) Candy
3) ...Candymusic >_> <_<

Three things you hate:
1) The Sun *hisses*
2) Heat
3) Mind-numbingly stupid people.

Three things you don't understand:
1) Myself
2) Stephen Hawking's theories of molecular physics
3) The rest of the world.

Three things on your desk:
1) Lighter
2) Sunglasses
3) Pen

Right now you are:
1) Taking this survey-like thing.
2) Being hungry.
3) Thinking about... stuff.

Three facts about you:
1) I can be shy and quiet *steals Sarah's answer*
2) I care about other people more than I care about myself.
3) I'm a lot deeper than I let on.

Three things you plan to do before you die:
1) Finish learning japanese.
2) Start a band
3) Get in a relationship that lasts longer than a month >_> <_<

Three things you can do:
1) Get Heath out of the house. It's a mystical voodoo power, I tell you. A mystical voodoo power.
2) Give really good massages. But I've been out of practice for a while :/
3) Eat a lot and not gain weight :D

Three things you can't do:
1) Conquer the world... (yet. ;D)
2) Create a completely wasteless source of power than can run on itself for ages.
3) Sleep enough :/

Three famous people (past or present) you would like to meet:
1) Marilyn Manson
2) Gackt
3) Kyo (of Dir en Grey)

Top 3 songs you currently like:
1) Zero, by B'z
2) Taiyou no Ao, by Dir en Grey
3) Open Your Eyes, by Goldfinger

Top 3 things that turn you on about your gender of choice:
1) Personality
2) Eyes
3) >_> <_<... you'll have to ask specifically if you're really that interested...

Top 31 movies you watch all the time:
1) Perfect Blue

;D

Top 3 things you say the most:
1) "Yeah"
2) "Hmm"
3) "OK" (So I'm not very talkative :P)

:: Dain 7:42 PM [+] ::
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Ok, I've been around reading the blogs and journals and whatnot, and now I have something to blog about.

#1. If Heath DOES go down to Cactus Fest with the group of friends, that means I have to go as well, because Heather wouldn't dare do anything to Tegan while I'm around. That's if Tegan is even going down there tonight. I saw her down there last night going into Avondale's and wanted to at least go say hi, but Paul was talking to me and I didn't feel like interrupting. Then we left before she came out of the store.

#2. Tegan seems to be somewhat misinformed about Why Heath was pissed at her. Heath was not pissed because she broke up with me. Heath was pissed at her because she left me hanging when I wanted to go out with her again, then told me over the internet that she was suddenly dating Jay, who happened to be one of my friends. And now, Heath's thinking she's going to do exactly the same thing, which is the whole basis for her pissed-ness.

#3. Heather is pissed at Tegan without knowing the whole thing. She's basing her anger on assumptions. She assumes that Tegan is just using me as a shoulder to cry on. She assumes that Tegan is off flirting with guys. She assumes that Tegan will not even give me an answer to the whole asking her out thing, and will start dating some other guy. I know Tegan better than that.

Basically, there's a hell of a lot of shit going on that I think is fucking stupid. And I'm stuck in the middle of it. Yes, I appreciate that Heather is sticking up for me, but she's pissed for reasons that are most likely not true.

So I've got this intricate web of misinformation currently surrounding me, and I'm trapped like a fly on the inside.

Basically, this whole blog update was to explain to Tegan why Heath is pissed at her, to tell Heath to calm the hell down, and to show that I WILL defend Tegan if it comes to that.

Christ... It's about time I popped another 2 Tylenol to numb my gums... They started hurting again... Got all angry and the pain came back... fucking wisdom teeth choosing to come in after we lost the dental plan...

Oh yes, and Good luck to Paul on winning Spiderman at that ball-throwing game. Careful of that there LOSE button.
:: Dain 2:27 PM [+] ::
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Well, last night was fun. There were a bunch of us hanging out near Mac's. We were talking about who knows what, then this dog came over and someone pulled out a laser pointer thingy and started shining it around on the ground.

Needless to say, the dog chased the laser pointer's light around for a while and we couldn't stop laughing at it. You'd think we were all high, but only 3 of the people there were... at least.

Then some people left and we started talking about Captain Planet and DC Superheroes and old 80's shows that we missed. And a bunch of more recent shows that are on Teletoon.

I wish I could've got on to write about this last night, 'cause then I would've remembered more... oh well.
:: Dain 9:27 AM [+] ::
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Something I forgot to mention:

My jaw really fucking hurts right now, and I wish I had a cigarette.
:: Dain 4:23 PM [+] ::
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I'm ranting again. I had the displeasure of speaking with some morons on the internet, and now I shall rant about them.

People who like to pretend they have fatal diseases are fucking morons. I'm, of coruse, talking about all those mental midgets who think they're "vampires".

We will assume, for the sake of this rant, that vampirism actually does exist. We will also take note that vampirism has nothing to do with the way movies, books and other works of fiction portray vampires.

Now, I'd like to define vampirism for you. Vampirism is a disease characterized by a deterioration of the amount plasma contained in red blood cells. As such, those afflicted with vampirism, or "vampires" as they are commonly known, must be kept alive with a seemingly unending series of blood transfusions.

Now, here's where the problem comes in. These "vampires" which I had the displeasure of coming into contact with either drank the blood of other people, or drank their own blood. They stayed indoors for large periods of time in order to acquire a pale complexion characteristic of one whose cells are lacking in plasma.

Now, what is wrong with this? That's right. Not only are these people having to resort to other measure to LOOK vampiric, they also know NOTHING about vampirism itself, assuming that it exists in the first place.

They drink blood, which would not help a "vampire" at all. As I stated earlier, a true "vampire" would need the blood injected directly into his/her veins, and would need the blood to be of the same blood type as theirs. Drinking random blood would not do either of these things.

Then there's the case of the other person. The one who drank his own blood. He said he was a vampire, but he's not. Not in the slightest. If a "vampire" were to deliberately open a wound in their body, they would pass out much faster than a non-diseased person would. Now for the case of whether or not drinking one's own blood would help. The answer? No, it wouldn't. Yes, it may be of the same blood type, but it has already been established that drinking blood will not get it back into your bloodstream. And even if it did, it would only put blood back that one had taken out by oneself, with a small amount of waste. You'd end up with less blood than you started with.

So, having met even more morons on the internet, I've decided that my way of living where I "hate everyone until they prove that I shouldn't" is rightfully grounded.
:: Dain 2:38 PM [+] ::
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I'm ranting. Just 'cause I feel like ranting.

What the fuck is up with all this pseudo-patriotism going around in America? Ever since the September 11th attacks, which were almost a year ago now, Americans haven't shut up about how great and wonderful their country is.

Why don't you take another look at your country? Perhaps you should look closer this time. Your country is not as great as you make it out to be. It's not a bastion of good education. Last time I checked, your education system sucked. It's not a perfect example of democracy. Corruption keeps it from EVER being a perfect "People's Government". And no, America is NOT the best place to live. That respect goes to Canada. As rated by the United Nations.

Now, whenever someone insults your country, you always pull out the "We're not afraid to go to war" or "We could kill your country in a war" comebacks. That's not something to be proud of. "We got guns and we can kill stuff!" Right. Thank you for proving your education system to be inferior for me.

You should not be proud that you're a largely militaristic group of psychopaths who would go to war over something as simple as someone saying "Our country has better health care." You don't hear us threatening your country whenever you make fun of us. Perhaps we just have better comebacks.

Now, as to why people are insulting your country. Did you ever think it's because you go onto discussion groups devoted to other countries and start saying "AMERICA RULES! YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS!" for no good reason? That's the whole pseudo-patriotism bullshit I was talking about earlier.

So, Bubba, calm the false patriotism the fuck down. The only thing you're proud of is being able to kill innocent people. You don't know what the hell else you're being patriotic about. It seems killing is all most of you Americans know.
:: Dain 6:22 PM [+] ::
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:: Dain 3:01 PM [+] ::
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God... I'm in such a horrid mood today....

And I'm hoping Tegan hasn't forgotten that she's supposed to be responding to me at some point in time.
:: Dain 1:59 PM [+] ::
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:D
:: Dain 5:30 PM [+] ::
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